Gina Carano : Kicks McGregor's Ass In Steven Saderbergh's "Haywire" OMG

Former Strikeforce Women's middle weight title contender  Gina Carano stars in Haywire  , directed by Steve Soderbergh  (Ocean's Eleven  , Traffic , Out of Sight ) along side big time Hollywood stars , Ewan mcGregor , Michael Douglas , Channing Tatum , Antonio Banderas  and Bill Paxton .

 

Here's a synopsis of the film from  IMDb:

 Beautiful freelance covet operative Mallory Kane (Gina Carano) is hired  out by her handler to various global entities to perform jobs which governments can't authorize  and  heads of state would rather not know about . After a mission to recuse a hostage in Barcelona , Mallory is quickly dispatched on another mission to Dublin , when the operation goes awry and Mallory finds she has been double-crossed , she needs to use all of her skills , tricks and abilities to escape an international man hunt , make it back to the United States  , protect her family , and exact revenge on those that have betrayed her .

'Haywire " is set to be released in theatres in August 2011 .

Prince William & Duchess of Cambridge : American Tour Itinerary Revealed

Prince William and Kate Middleton ...aka the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge ...are said to make their first official tour as a couple and their North American itinerary has just been revealed.

The majority of the 11-day trip will be spent in Canada , with a couple of days afterwards in the Los Angeles area.

The visit will be the third time for Prince William and  his wife first .

Yeehaw ! The full breakdown :

Here's the royal couple's Canadian itinerary :

June 30  -  July 2  : The National Capital Region

(Ottawa , Ontario and Gatineau , Quebec )

July 2  :    Montreal

July 3 -4 : Quebec City

July 4  :    Summerside , Prince Edward Island

July 4 - 6 :Yellowknife , Northwest Territories

July 6 - 8 : Calgary , Alberta

The Duke and Duchess will then fly to L.A. though their exact U.S. itinerary has yet to be made public .

According to the Daily Mail ,"  the newly-weds will make an emotional visit to the Canadian Airfield where Kate's late grandfather , Peter middleton was based as an RAF pilot during the Second World War." He and  Catherine were very close until his death , at age 90 , last year.

The Duke and Duchess will then hit L.A. for two days  , but don't expect them to hobnob with the stars  . A palace source told    People.com , "The couple view this as a working visit , not as an opportunity for them to meet celebrities."

Stay tuned , updates as they become available .

"50/50" Trailer



Queen Latifah : A Sense of 'Renewed Vigor'

Queen Latifah has more launches than Apple.

There's her HSN clothing and lifestyle line , called the Queen Collection , on sale in August .

Her hair extentions , also in partnership with HSN and available this fall.

A live album she's recording now and is hoping  to release later this year .

'Joyful Noise,'  an uplifting flick co-starring Dolly Parton and scheduled for release in January 2012 .

Her CoverGirl ad campaign . And a new series on VH1 called "Single Ladies," premiering Monday (8 p.m), she's producing through her company , 'Flavor Unit Entertainment.'  Not bad fot a woman who had planned to quit working last year.

Latifah ... who earned an Oscar nomination for 2002's star-studded musical "chicago" ... isn't shy about her ambition or the fact that she views herself as a brand .Queen Latifah is still known as Dana Owens  in East Orange , N.J.

Her appeal , Compere ( her business partner) says  , is approachability . The average person can relate to her . The average person will see Dana walking in East Orange without her bodyguards , she doesn't put on any airs.

Work aside , Latifah says, she does see herself slowing down at some point . Could she ever picture herself living on a farm surrounded by a gaggle of kids?

"A farm . A yacht . An island ," Latifah says , " I'm kind of raised in Virigina and Maryland , so farming is in my blood . Fresh produce in the spring. And yes , bambinos are in the future , but she can't or won't say when .

"I won't be the first person who's had a career and had a family . When that happens , it will happen organically , and my business will have to adjuct to my personal life . I'm not going to stop my life for business . My life , my family , my friends ... those things are much more important than business.

Hear , hear ...

Porn Co. Makes Offer On Charlie Sheen's Mansion

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COCO : I can Balance A Can On My Can "OMG"

COCO stepped up her game ... pushing the envelope for her weekly "Thong Thursday"  photo yesterday with one hell of a balancing act .

Impressed !  ... HeHe

Amy Winehouse : Back In Rehab 'WTF'

They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab , and finally she said yes .

The  "Back to Black" singer checked into the UKs Priory Clinic to deal with her ongoing struggle with alcohol addiction.

A rep for Winehouse said , "She wants to be ready for her performance in Europe this summer and decided to seek an assessment . She will remain at the  Priory Clinic   on doctors' advice.

The singer is scheduled to perform a series of shows in Europe beginning June 18.

According to reports , Winehouse stopped by a liquor store on the way to the facility for  one last   swig of Vodka.

There are those that think Amy is such a talented singer and artist  , her fans really wish she could overcome these deep rooted problems and continue creating such great music .

There is so much more we could have heard from her by now  , and it would be a total shame to lose her forever.

Queen Elizabeth II Wears Net-Hat to Chelsea Flower Show

Before Queen Elizabeth II wore florals to meet Flotes  on Tuesday , she stepped out to the  Chelsea Flower Show  in London on Monday in a printed dress , baby  blue coat and  a hairnet  (Net-Hat) is the real name  for those that didn't know . Hehe

That's right a  net hat ! The head piece was decorated with black bows and was supposedly made  by designer Angela Kelly .

The Queen looks great . Too swet with the bows in her hair . She really is looking well for a women in her 80s and still so very active .

For those who didn't know  ... it is a net-hat ... not a hairnet . They are two different things serving different purposes .

Call it what you what , the Quenn look grand ...but hey  , that's just me ...I am a royal watcher .

Charlie Sheen's Los Angeles home is for sale at $7.2 million...You Know you Want it

Heads up: Actor Charlie Sheen appears to be making some big changes in his life and has just listed his long-time Sherman Oaks, Calif. residence for $7.2 million, according to The Real Estalker. While the world knows Mr. Sheen is now unemployed (Ashton Kutcher is set to take over Sheen’s role on the sitcom “Two and a Half Men”), a Forbes report shows Sheen racked up about $40 million over the past year, so it’s obvious that Sheen isn’t selling because he can’t afford the mortgage payment.

Sheen has owned his Sherman Oaks residence on Aubrey Road since 1997, buying it for $2.5 million. Just this past March, Sheen purchased a second home about nine houses away in the gated community of Mullholland Estates. The second estate, which has a recorded sale price of $6,999,999 (listed for $7.5 million) is just a few blocks away from the Sheen home that just went on the market.

The reported idea behind the purchase of the second McMansion, in addition to allegedly purchasing a few more properties in the neighborhood, was to give one to ex-wife Denise Richards and another to Brooke Mueller (Sheen’s soon-to-be ex-wife). Apparently his torpedo of truth exploded on that idea and Sheen has decided to list the Aubrey Road home he has owned for over a decade.

Sheen’s Sherman Oaks mansion is a custom-built Mediterranean estate with 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms and nearly 8,000-sq ft of living space. Other features include a private screening room, and a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool, and spa.

No doubt that the world of Sherman Oaks will be in an uproar for some time.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...Part two...Official Trailer

The Final Chapter

Opening on July Fifteenth



The Hangover Opened on May 24th

Oprah : Cries While Talking About Gayle King and Lesbian Rumors

During an interview with Barbara Walters , Oprah broke down and cried while discussing her freind Gayle King and persistent tabloid rumers that they are lesbian partners .

Oprah gives a halting emotional response to a Walters' question  about what Kings' friendship means to her .

"She is ... the mother I never had . She is the friend that everyone deserves . I don't know a better person ," says the talk show queen.

Oprah then begins to cry and asks for a tissure.

When Walters follows up with a question about the "dumb rumors" that Oprah and King are gay , Oprah responds with frustration , "I'm not a lesbian ...I'm not even kind of a lesbian ."

A Barbara Walters Special :  "Oprah : The Nex t Chapter " will air in full on ABC tomorrow night . (May 26 ,2011)

Tree of Life : Brad Pitt ...Sean Penn

Tom Hanks & Other Hollywod Royalty Join the Queen and Obama For Dinner

Tom Hanks , Kevin Spacey , Kristin Chenoweth , and Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton were among Hollywood Royalty at a banquet Queen Elizabeth hosted for President Obama at Buckingham Palace this evening ( May 24th, 2011)

The Queen noted at the beginning , "We have enjoyed  ... any number of what we call films and you might call movies," which she said have "enlarged and invigorated our common language  although I think you will agree we don't always use it in quite the same way."

The British Monarch also  recalled what a "pleasure" it was initially meeting the entire first family back in 2009 .

And President Obama sent regards from daughters Malia and Sasha  who said , "we adored you even before you let us ride ia a carriage on the place grounds .

William and Kate who earlier in the day greeted the Obamas'  were not at the dinner.

What a thrill to spend two night in a six-room suite at Buckingham Palace...way to go Prez .

Obamas' Meet William and Kate At Palace

President Obama and Michelle Obama met William and Catherine , the Duke and Duchess of  Cambridge , today at  Buckingham Palace.

The  Obamas spent approximately 20 minutes chatting with the newlyweds , who have just returned from their honeymoon . The atmosphere was decribed as "relaxed."

Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip  gave the Obamas' a tour of the Palace upon their arrival , and the Scots Guards played the American National  anthem .

The Queen will host the President and Mrs. Obama at a state banquet on Tuesday night (May 24, 2011).

The President and the first Lady will spend two nights at Buckingham Palace , staying in the six-room suite last used by William and Catherine on their wedding night.

The Obamas' visit comes less than a month after  the Royals wed  in front of s world-wide audience .

COOL  HUH ???

Princess Beatrice Hat Sells For $130,000

The memorable hat princess Beatrice wore to last month's Royal Wedding has sold for just over $130,000 on eBay.

An anonymous bidder won the unusual fascinator with an incredible $ 130,000 offer on Sunday.

Proceeds will be donated to UNICEF and Children In Crisis .

The hat designed by Philip Treacy , was unquestionably te star attraction of last month's nupticals , out- shining Prince William and Kate Middleton on their big day.

"It has it's own personality  and I am so happy that we have raised the most ibcredible amount of money and can make an even bigger change for the lives of some of the most vulnerable children across the world," said the 22-year-old Beatrice in a statement.

Arnold Schwarzenegger : Could Lose $200 Million In Divorce

Should Arnold Schwarenzegger and Maria Shriver go through with a divorce , it could cost the former governor BIG bucks.

Just a week ago, it was revealed that Schwarzenegger secretly  fathered an illegitimate son  more than a decade ago with a member of his household staff  Mildren Baena .

Since then, Shriver has reportly retained a divorce attorney , and according to estimates , the couple is worth up to a possible $400 million.

While it's believed that Schwarzengger and Shriver have a prenup , after 25-years of marriage and revelations of the star's out of wedlock action , it's not inconceivables the agreement can get thrown out.

If that happened , the c ouple ... under  California law ... would split their  marital assets 50 /50 .

Interestingly , right after Schwarzenegger left office , he told newspaper  Krone  that if one calculated all the income from the movie roles he could have taken during the years he served as governor , plus his out-of-pocket expences , "in all it is probably more than $200 million," he personally lost running the State of California.

In the same interview , Schwarzengger possibly hinted at his problems at home . He said that while it was worth losing all  that movie money to be governor . "What was much worse was the damage my time as governor did to the family . There is a lot there taht needs to be repaired ."

Hmm....

What do you think of Shriver potentially walking away with nearly $200 million if the couple divorce ??  Well Arnie if you do the crime , you have to pay the fine..  HEHE

REPORT : Schwarzenegger's Secret Son Did Not know Arnold Was His Dad

Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child did not know film star-turned-government was his father , according to a new report .

"He had no idea," a source tells the  New York  Post.

The paper claims the 13-year-old boy would refer to Baena's boyfriend , Alex Agular ,  as his father.

Baena supposedly kept her son's paternity so secertive , not even her sister , Miriam Pena , or mother Evelyn Pena , both of whom also worked for the Schwarzenegger  familt  - were aware of the truth.

Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver announced their separation last week , days before he admitted to fathering a child out of wedlock.

It has since been revealed that Schwarzenegger helped Baena purchase a home , where she lives with their son .

Just a thought  : Just wish everyone would stop calling this young man  Arnold's Love Child . Thats disgusting  . Lust Child is more like it .  Lets face the facts , they both got what they wanted , Arnold got a piece of ass and Baena got herself set for life . Who is the most stupid here ??? We feel sorry for the  child and what he is facing among his peers  .

"Macho Man" Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident

"Macho Man" Randy Savage died today in a car accident .

He was 58.

Savage's brother Lanny Poffo confirms the news saying the pro-wrestling legend suffered a heart attack while driving this morning in Tampa, Fl.

At approximately 9:30 AM , he veered across a contrete median and through traffic before crashing into a tree.

Savage's wife Lynn was in the car too , but survived with minor injuries .

Savage was an enormous presence in the professional wrestling world during the 1980s and 1990s , also gaining recognition as a spokeperson for 'Slim Jim.'

"RIP Randy 'Macho Man'Savage,"  Dwayne  "The Rock" Johnson just tweeted . "You were one of my childhood inspirations and heros . Strehgth , love and prayers to the Savage /Poffo family.

Hulk Hogan says news of Savage's death "completedly devastated" him , explaining on twitter that he and his fellow WWF superstar had just begaun to communicate again after 10 years without speaking .

"He had so much life in his eyes and in his spirit  , I just  pray that he's happy and  in a better place and we miss him ," tweets Hogan.

RIP 'Macho Man'

Golden Globes 2011 Best Dressed: Sandra Bullock vs Scarlett Johansson

Debuting new bangs, actress Sandra Bullock walked the Golden Globes red carpet in a nude-tone, embellished Jenny Packham gown that looked awfully similar to Scarlett Johansson’s frilly Elie Saab frock.

The ladies, who arrived separately to the awards show, have proved they have similar tastes – in fashion and men!

Scarlett’s soon-to-be ex husband, Ryan Reynolds, has been spending an awful lot of time with newly single Sandra as of late, and is even said to be bonding with her one-year old son Louis.

An insider tells Pop Eater, “Sandra loves the idea of Louis having a good male role model in his life. They play together for hours, and Ryan even helps out changing the little fella’s diaper.” The rumored couple has been spending time together at Sandra’s home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

However, who made the most of their time on the red carpet? Do you prefer Sandra Bullock’s Golden Globes gown, or Scarlett Johansson’s ethereal awards show look?

Arnold and Maria : 'The Way They Were' OMG

Arnold and Maria are photographed the year they met  on a date ...1977 .

                          At the Special Olympics  1979

Affectionate  ... about a year year before their wedding ...1982

Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger ...25 years ago...wedding  1986

Welcoming their first child . In 1989 Maria delivered the couples first child .

Arnold escorts his wife and mother-in-law to  a movie premiere  in 1990 .

Arnold and Maria is being immortalized in Hollywood ...1994 .

Just a thought : Well, well, well another so-called happy marriage shot to hell , happy Arnold , we don't think so , finally found your brain was between your legs ??? What you going to do now , the kennedys did't want you then and they sure don't want you now . But hey , that's just me .

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son "Feels Like S**t"

In the aftermath of discovering , along with the rest of the world , that his dad, Arnold Schwarzenegger , fathered a love child more than ten years ago , Patrick Schwarzenegger is taking to twitter  to let off some steam.

"Some days you feels like shit , some days you want to quit and just be normal a bit , yet , I love my family till death do us apart  .#family ," he tweeted.

But from close media scrutiny of his "Terminator" dad, who was invincible unfortunetly , "normal"  seems like a distant future for the 17-year-old . Patrick Schwarzenegger may be caught in the middle of an ugly family scandal  ... one that his mother , Maria Schiver , calls , 'painfully and heartbreaking."

Maria Shriver moved out of the family's Brentwood, California home after learning that Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a former staffer . And a la Tiger Woods , now that the cat is out of the bag , rumors of more extra-marital partners have began to percolate.

But Patrick's mother is solely focusing on her four children ranging in ages 13 to 21 : My concern is for my children .

Patrick's Twitter post , he oddly tweets under the name  ,"Patrick Shriver," comes from the lyrics  of Fort Minor's  'Where'd You Go'... a quasi anthem to a lost family member.

Hang in there Patrick : Odd how Aronald wants the people to respect Maria  when he obviously don't.

Why are they trying to sanitize the story ? Just quit playing around and say that  "Arnold knocked up the maid" or "cook."  We told you there was something in the water in California ... come on , who's next ?........ Hehehe

Arnie Acknowledges Love Child

Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has acknowledged he fathered a child with a member of his household staff more than 10 years ago and allowed the woman to continue working in his home until this year.

"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago," Mr Schwarzenegger said in a statement. Earlier this month the former actor and his wife Maria Shriver said they were separating after 25 years of marriage. Ms Shriver moved out of their Los Angeles mansion earlier in the year. In his statement, Mr Schwarzenegger said: "I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family." He and Ms Shriver have four children together between the ages of 14 and 21.

The 63-year-old former governor has maintained a high public profile and worked to revive his movie career since finishing a seven-year run as California governor in January. The name of the former member of Mr Schwarzenegger's household staff with whom he fathered the child has not been made public. But reports said she worked for the family for 20 years and retired in January.

Schwarzenegger fell out of favour with Californians long before he left office. But political failings aside, today's revelation came as a bolt out of the blue. It will certainly cement the so-called Governator's image as a disgraced public figure.  He had long had a reputation as a womanizer but this affair is tawdry - the fact that his mistress continued to work in the Schwarzenegger household up to January of this year - without his wife knowing what happened.

Mr Schwarzenegger's legacy was already in serious question, thanks to the fallout from his decision (in his final hours in office) to commute a 16-year prison sentence for manslaughter to seven years for the son of a close friend. Last week the San Diego District Attorney filed papers to void the commutation. The scandals swirling around Mr Schwarzenegger must surely kill any chances of a future life in public service. But Hollywood may be more forgiving.

"I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry," Mr Schwarzenegger said.
 Shriver supported her husband during his 2003 campaign, following accusations by more than a dozen women who said Mr Schwarzenegger had groped them in the past. The former governor responded to the accusations by saying he "behaved badly sometimes".  Ms Shriver, a member of the Kennedy dynasty, left her job as a TV reporter when her husband was elected as governor

The former first couple of California have been married for 25 years and did not mention a cause for the separation when it was announced last week. Why declare it now? It serves to humiliate his wife and children, vilify himself and bring massive public attention to his illegitimate child who has to face the kids at school and any comments they care to make. Go figure.

How Is The Weather Up There ? Vertically Challenged Celebrity Couples

No they're not posing in front of some  sprt of fun house mirrors , these couples have made it work even if they have to grab a ladder to give their significent other a peck . But dealing with more than a foot of height difference hasn't detered these couples from calling it a perfect fit.

Kim Kardashian who comes in a whooping 5'2" is currently romancing New Hersey Nets star , Kris Humphires who towers over her at 6'9" ... but these 19 inches seems to be working for the couple .

They're one of the industry's most powerful couples , but posing for the Hollywood royalty portraits must be a bit of a task. Will Smith is 6'2" while Jada Pickett Smith is only 5'0".

And who says husbands can't look up to their wives ? Katie Holmes is 2 inches taller than Tom Cruise.

Isla Fisher ... Sacha Baron Cohen , we're sure this odd couple has each other rolling in laughter all day , everyday , their 12 inch height difference is pretty comical too.

Hayden Panettiere rings in at 5'1" while her  ex-boyfriend , Wladimer klitschko tested the atmosphere at a whopping 6'6" that's more than a 15 inch in height difference.

This fiery shortie ...Kristin Bell , is all of 5'1" while fiance , Dax Shepard is 6'2".

Do height really matter ? Nooooooo... some like them short , some like them tall and some like  them in between , people come in all sizes and flavors. What's your size and flavor ???

Angelina Jolie : Directorial Debut Gets Title Release Date "OMG"

Angelina Jolie's directional debut , which was shot last  fall and is set out against the backdrop of the Bosnian War , has just received a release date and it's official title.

The previously untitled film is now called  'In The Land of Blood and Honey,' and it's set to be released in the U.S. on December 23.

When the movie  , which was also scripted by Jolie , was  announced last summer,  it was decribed as focusing "on a Serbian man and a Bosnian woman who met on the eve of the was and the effect the war has on their relationalship ."

While the film is tied specifically to the Bosnian war  , Jolie feels "it's also universal ... "I wanted to tell a story of how human relationships and human behavior are deeply affected by living inside a war.

Are you interested in seeing Jolie's directorial debut ???

Justin Bieber Greeted By Just 7 Girls At Hong Kong Airport

Justin Bieber's arrival in Hong Kong is making news because of the reception he received at the Chinese airport.

As opposed to the thousands of screaming young women who generally welcome Bieber wherever  he lands , the singer was greeted by only seven girls.

In fact there was more bodyguards there than fans.

However, the low attendance at the airport is simple a result of Bieber arriving in the middle of a school day in Hong Kong , where truancy is highly frowned upon.

Bier who arrived in Hong Kong a few days after  vomiting while performing in the Philippines , still drew nearly 13,500 people to his concert Friday Night .

Just a thought : The Biebs is so young  he needs to take a break  from over exposure  like so many of our young entertainers' ( Lindsay...Miley...) and so many  others that's gone down that road before him ...to much too soon.

Pirates of the Caribbean...On Stranger Tides

"Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides" is the latest installment of the smash hit Walt Disney Pirates franchise -- this time in Disney Digital 3D™. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, directed by Rob Marshall and with an international star cast including Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane as the infamous pirate Blackbeard, "Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides" is an action packed story of truth, betrayal, youth and demise.

When Jack is forced onto the Queen Anne's Revenge by a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) he encounters the fearsome pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) and they set off on a quest across the seas to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.

Full of swash-buckling sword fights, humor as only Captain Jack can provide, and don't forget the Rum! "Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides" will take you on an epic adventure you will never forget.

"Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides" is in theaters May 20th 2011.

Ashton Kutcher To Replace Charlie Sheen On 'Men' OMG

After months of much speculation , Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' replacement has fin ally been selected and it's not  Hugh Grant . CBS and Warner Bros. Televison conformed on Friday that  Ashton Kutcher has landed the plum role of the lead star in CBS's comedy hit.

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 'Men" team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers homes ," Kutcher said in a press release about the move. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my a** off to entertain the hell out of people.

Chuck Lorre , creator and executive producer of the show , also chimed with praises for the film and TV star. "We are so lucky to have someone as talented , joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family," lorre said in a CBS-Warner Bros. announcement .

"Added to that is a deep sign of relief knowing that our family stays together. "If I was any happier ,  it'd be illegal."

The Hollywood Reporter was first to report the casting on Thursday night .Sources also said Kutcher is set to get a "huge payday" for joining the show , but no word on the actual amount . According to TMZ sources , Kutcher will be making between $625,000 --$900,000 per episode . Sheen's salary was $1.25 million .

Kutcher added fuel to the casting fire Thursday night , when he cryptically tweeted , "What's the square root of 6.25 ?" The answer , it turns out , is 2.5 .

In the casting announcement , WB TV boss Peter Roth called Kutcher a "big time talent whose unique style will blend seamlessly with Jon Cryer , Angus T. Jones and the rest of this terrific ensemble."

'Two and a Half Men' producer and Charlie Sheen-nemesis , Chuck Lorre , has reportedly put together a clever storyline for Kutcher ."It's really funny," one source said . "People are going to love it."

The role will mark Kutcher's first regual series acting gig since his star-making turn on  "That 70's Show." The 33-year-old actor has been doing movies and executive producing TV shows like MTV's 'Punk'd" since FOX series ended in 2006.

* This article has been updated to reflect CBS's joint announcement with Warner Bros. Television  on Friday

Charlie Sheen : Mocks 'Sweetheart' Ashton Kutcher

Charlie Sheen has broken his silence about being relpacd by Ashton Kutcher  .Guess What ?  It's not profanity-laced ! The axed 'Two and a Half Men' star told TMZ that "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer . "Oh wait , so am I !

"Enjoy the show America," Sheen said . "Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday , WB."  The "2.0" is inreference to the Nielsen demographic rating , which Sheen seems to think will slip now that ne's no longer with the show.

"Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton" Sheen told the gossip site in reference to "Men" creator Chuck Lorree . "There is no air , laughter . loyalty  or love there."

Sheen's last public communication with Lorre  was a letter ripping the executive producer's plans for rebooting "Men."

"My fans may tune in  for a minute , but at the end of the day , no one cares about your feeble show without me," Sheen said in the profanity-filled letter . "Shame on you . Not even a phone call to the man that put you on top of the map . The Man that put $500 million dollars in your pockets."

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented '2.5' team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter  that will echo in viewers' homes ," Kutcher said in a statement . "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my a** off to entertain the hell out of people."

Will you be watching ?

Princess Beatrice's Hats

Princess Bea, also known as the Mad Hatter

 

OUTRAGEOUS