Chubby Checker Sues Penis-Measurement : Is NOT My Forte

 
Chubby Checker (the singer) has his panties in a twist over Chubby Checker (the penis-measuring app) ... and now he's suing to jock-block the people responsible.

The 71-year-old music legend has filed a lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard and Palm (ha, palm) ... claiming they violated his trademark on the name "Chubby Checker" ... by releasing "The Chubby Checker" app, which "enables women to estimate the size of a man's penis based on his shoe size."

Checker says HP and Palm have offered the app in the Palm App Catalog for a long, long, loooooong, time.

Chubby (the singer) says he fired off a cease and desist letter back in 2012 ... but the companies ignored his demand, so he was forced to take their asses to court.

According to the suit, Chubby not only wants the companies to shut down the app ... he also wants a ton of money for damaging his non-penis measuring reputation.

A rep for HP tells TMZ, "The application was removed in September 2012 and is no longer on any Palm or HP hosted web site."

All the troubles in the world  , now we are worrying about penis  size !
Oooh, the Chubby Checker Pecker Checker!

Chubby for a pecker denotes a fat member that is not well hung. So what this really is is a vanity device for the average Joe who is less than eight inches.

Men's Penis sizes can't be measured by how tall or how big their feet or hands are... sorry... it's like women short women can have big boops and tall ones can have small boops ( what a dumb thing ) beside ... men who knows how to USE IT are the ones who are good lovers *** simple like that *** HeHe

Ellen DeGeneres Breaks Bottles On Sofia Vergara Head During Dirt Pepsi Ad

 
Ellen DeGeneres has had some fun at Sofia Veragra’s expense in the past, and on Thursday’s show, the host took things up a notch.

DeGeneres asked Vergara to read a live Diet Pepsi ad while she tried to distract the "Modern Family" actress.

Those distractions included breaking bottles over Vergara’s head, covering her in silly string, firing off a loud prop gun, bringing out shirtless dancers, and having Josh Groban walk onto the set to sing in Vergara’s ear.

How did the celebrity spokeswoman handle the interruptions?

Christopher Dorner Standoff: Newcast PRANKED By Howard Stern Fan

It was only a matter of time ... but a Howard Stern fan managed to infiltrate the Christopher Dorner news coverage by posing as an expert ... and PRANKED a Los Angeles TV station live on the air.

The caller got through to KCBS-TV moments ago claiming to be a State Fish and Game ranger named Mike Taugher ... and he was SUPPOSED to recap the events leading up to the shootout.

It started out pretty believable ... but when the caller name-dropped Ronnie The Limo Driver (a Stern regular) it was pretty clear CBS has just been hoaxed.

... well, obvious to everyone but the anchor ... who continued engaging the caller until he told her it was a joke and called her a "dumbass."
What the 'HELL' is this world coming to . HUH ???
What a jerk. Not even funny. Who calls a lady a dumbass anyway. So mean. This guy is not much of a man. He's so desperate to be noticed by Howard Stern; he reminds me of a clapping seal.

NOT FUNNY... But then again, Stern fans usually aren't funny because he's NOT funny! He's a professional crap disturber, and should be banned from the air waves. This "prank" could have cost lives because of misinformation by this idiot. I say locate this dumbass and jail him.

Pope Benedict Resigns : LATER --- Celebrites on Twitter

 Pope Benedict sent shockwaves throughout the Roman Catholic Church—and the global faith community at large—after announcing today that he would be resigning as pontiff on Feb. 28 due to health reasons, the first pope to step down since 1415.

The 85-year-old's stunning decision—mitigated in large part by what he said was his deteriorating health and inability to fulfill the leadership tasks demanded of him—has fired up the Twitterverse, as celebs weigh in on the pontiff's momentous, controversial decision.

Here's what they had to say:

Ricky Gervais: "Being 'The Pope' means you are married to God. So, is this like a divorce?"

Piers Morgan: "The Queen's a year older than The Pope. Can't see her ever resigning because she's tired. #indefatigability1infallibility0"

Ricky Martin: "The #Pope resigns? I didn't know that was even possible. Apparently, the last time a pope resigned was the year 1415 #IfYouRintrested"


Patton Oswalt: "TOP POPE. Realty competition. Do it, Vatican."

Judd Apatow: "'@pattonoswalt: TOP POPE. Realty competition. Do it, Vatican.' Fox has already signed him as a commentator to replace Dick Morris."

Simon Pegg: "The Pope has resigned! Surely he can only be fired? God?"…" I think he got headhunted by Buddha. #poperesigns"

Kirstie Alley: "hope the Pope isn't sick. I'm not Catholic but it still feels sad..is there a successor like a VP in USA or Prince in UK? #religiousversion"

Caroline Manzo: "Saying Popes resignation is due to age/health. With Lent approaching... No Pope? Bizarre"

Matt Lauer: "Great to have Cardinal Dolan reacting on our set to the dramatic news of the Pope stepping down. Thanks, Your Eminence."

Dennis Miller: "Hillary to replace Benedict? #pope"

Colin Quinn: ' Hey, here's a crazy idea. HOW ABOUT AN IRISH POPE? We kept the Chuch doctrine like the Italians never did. #nomoreitalians #irishpope.com"

Star Jones: "PROOF twitter can tire anyone out. Even the #VicarOfChrist.> '#PopeBenedict was the first #Pope to be on Twitter.'"

Mia Farrow: "The last time a pope willingly resigned was in 1294 Hoping for a more progressive successor - imagine a pope more like Arch Desmond Tutu"

Debi Mazar: "Surprised thr was no twttr announcement from the #POPE who recently joined.He really had nothing 2 say.They r supposed 2 die in service..hmm"

Kevin Smith: "From now on, when someone snarks you with 'Is the Pope Catholic?' you can say 'He's not even the Pope anymore...'"

Doug Benson: "I may not be chosen to be the next #Pope but it's an honor just to be nominated."

Celine Dion Sings in Mandarin at Chinese New Year Celebration

Celine Dion was one of the musical acts to perform at the Spring Festival Party in China on Saturday — and she sang in Mandarin.

The music legend helped usher in the Lunar New Year on China Central Television’s celebration, where she sang with local star Song Zuying.

The Chinese New Year officially started on Sunday.

The performance is nothing but riveting.

 
A-MA-ZING!! But it is Celine after all; the woman is incredible.
Celine is one of a kind .

Whitney Houston : Brother & Sister in Law Down With Clive's Party

Gary & Pat Houston
 

Whitney Houston's brother and sister-in-law arrived in Los Angeles yesterday to attend Clive Davis' big pre-Grammy bash ... a bash Whitney's mom called "obscene."

Whitney's mother Cissy slammed Davis' invite, saying, "I got an invitation to the party, which is the most obscene thing. I don't know why they would want me to come to the party in which she died, you know? I guess maybe he just sent me a copy for remembrance sake."

Whitney's brother Gary -- along with his wife Pat (who was also Houston's manager) -- begged to differ and flew into LAX Saturday, telling us they were going to "support Clive."

Houston was found dead in her hotel room this time last year, just hours before Davis' annual party just floors below.

 

 

        

 

 

Ed Sheeran : Music's New King of Gingers

Not since Prince Harry have we seen a redhead cause the kind of chaos 'a Team' singer Ed Sheeran did -- and he didn't even have to lose his drawers playing strip billiards. True talent, this kid.