Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Dr. Conrad Murray : I'm Rail Thin From Explosure Diarrhea "WTF"


Dr. Conrad Murray has dumped 30 pounds because he's pooping out his guts and he blames the water at L.A. County Jail .
Sources said Murray has been extremely sick since becoming an inmate last November . He claims the water smells and tastes bad , and believes it has given him a horrible case of dynsetery . Murray says the bad water , along with a bad diet , is ruining his health .
Murray says he can't eat jail food and is force to eat what he call's 'cat food' which he buys at the commissary .
Murray buys canned tuna for $4.25 a pop , salmon flakes for $3.50 and canned mackerel for $ 2.50 . Murray is telling friends that aside from cats , he's the only human being forced to eat canned mackerel .
Sources says Murray is filing multiple appeals to get out of jail . Primarily , because his health is compromised .
L.A. County Sheriff's spokeman , Steve Whitman says ... "All inmates receive the proper nutrition and medical care that is required by law , but the Sheriff's Department goes above and beyond what is required .
We don't know how the appellate judges feels about diarrhea , but one thing we know for sure ... jail is really a sh**ty experience .
Well Conrad ... no hard feeling ... that's just KARMA ! Just sayin' ...HeHe

2 comments:

  1. Great post PIC
    A 'shitty experience' Hahaha!

    I call it poetic justice. He wasn't given a very stiff sentence for taking a human life so I think fate took a hand in it. I love it.
    Luv ya ...PIC

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  2. I love it too .
    In one way Murray is lucky ... Hahaha ... Murray won't be getting no 'Booty' calls in jail .

    Hey , wait just a minute ... second thought ... Murray knew he had a fat booty , so this is the best way to protect the arseh*le.
    But hey , that's just me ...Hahaha
    LUV YA back ... PIC

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