Lindsay Lohan : Expert Says Lilo Could Be The Next Janis Joplin

The day after it was revealed Lindsay Lohan had failed two court-order drug tests , kust weeks after her stint in jail and rehab, the troubled starlet tweeted a public apology and enrolled in Alcoholics Annonymous.

But according to one Hollywood chemical addiction specialist , Marty Brenner , at this point Lohan could be "history"  if she doesn't recieve a lot more help.

"It seems Lindsay is on the verge of going down fast . It is not if = it is when - she is going to die, unless she gets the right kind of help this time," Brenner who does not treat Lohan , told Pop Tarts , "I wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay  was the next Janis Joplin."

Blues singer Janis Jiplin died in 1970 of a eroin overdose at the age of 27.

[Lohan] needs an absolute minimum of 90 days in an intensive rehab center to address  these issues , a place where she can't break the rules and then a transition period  into normal life again," Brenner said. "Lindsay just went straight to rehab at UCLA back to her old ways with no transition . What she is doing to herself  is insane.

Brenner feels the root of the problem is Lohan's  tight social circle, who apparently tell her she "doesn't have a problem," and her mother Dina , who has denied her daughter , struggles with substance abuse.

On Tuesday, Pop Tarts spies spotted Dina Lohan indulging in a massage  at a beauty bar at the Townhouse Spa in New York, where she was gushing about how happy she was that her eldest daughter was 'back on track' and busy with her career.

"Until Lindsay gets completely away from those people who tell her she's fine , she will never be able to develop  a new mindset  and get through this," he continued. "I don't think more jail time is the answer , but at least 90 days  in rehab is a start."

Lindsay Lohan, 24, may not be so fortunate . Yhe failed tests could mean she'll be sentence to bo days behind bars for each of the two failed tests.

"I predict she will get at least 30-45  days for the violations ," said Santa Monica-based criminal defense attorney Steve Cron. "Judge Fox is going to want to ensure Lindsay is taking the court system seriously and right now , Lindsay just doesn't get it."

The judge has not yet set a hearing date for Lohan.

My spin :  What do you call  parents like Michael and Dina Lohan ???  A couple of  money grubbing leeches that's pimping their kids out  to make money no matter the cost. If Lilo isn't able to make them money ...Dina is preparing their son to take Lilo's place in the money making game. Lilo has accused  Michael of selling pages of her diary  for profit...with parents like these  ...their children is doomed from the start, but hey, that's just me.

Jerry Lewis would like to Spank Lindsay Lohan.....Jerry's Rant

Jerry Lewis emerges once a year to promote his annual Labour Day telethon for muscular dystrophy and usually says something completely outrageous.  He's probably saying nutty stuff all year round; it's only around telethon time that anybody actually notices. This year the 84-year-old comedian was asked what he thought of  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and other bratty celebrities.
 The question made him snap back in anger and disgust,"I think they need a f*****g spanking! And a reprimand!"  referring to young celebrities who like Lohan who are more known for bad behaviour than any sort of talent.


"It has nothing to do with [money and fame], it has to do that they have the intelligence of a box of rocks. A bag of snails will give you better answers than those people ... I think a great deal of it is ignorance and crying for something other than fan love."
Referring to Lohan in particular, he added, "I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I'd smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman ... I'd say, 'You deserve this' and nothing else. Whack! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her. And then put her in rehab. And that's it."


While I agree with the sentiment — Paris Hilton's "not-my-purse" defense for cocaine posession is almost as clever as Linday's "not-my-pants" excuse when coke was found in her pocket — leave it to Jerry to transform a cogent point about boneheaded "celebs" who are more famous than talented into a sexist, violent rant that conjures up the image of a geriatric lunatic taking a sexy young girl over his knee. And while I'm aware Jerry comes from a bygone era when the Rat Pack ruled Vegas and smacking a broad was a perfectly acceptable way to keep a dame in line, he should know by now that threatening to punch a woman in the face isn't going to play particularly well in the press these days.


Tune in this weekend to see Jerry host his annual Labour Day telethon, where he'll be joined by such show-biz relics as Tony Orlando, Charo and Jurassic stand-up comic Norm Crosby.