Nicolas Cage was put side-by-side with the Civil War era picture that's been sweeping the internet in conjunction with a theory that he is in fact a vampire on "Late Show" . David Letterman presented the picture to him and while Cage acknowledged a resemblance , he didn't see a flattering one .
"How can I be polite about this ," he said of the man in the picture . "It's a somewhat slowed version of me ."
Futhermore , he posited that the very existence of the picture would seem to denouce the vampire theory . After all , it's common knowledge that vampires pictures can't be taken . "I don't drink blood and last time I looked in the mirror , I had a reflection , so I'm not going with the vampire theory ," he concluded .
But there are two ways to interpret what's happening here . Perhaps the myths about vampire reflections and be able to take pictures of vampires are just that . Nicolas Cage could be a vampire following "RULES" that humanity simple doesn't know yet . On a far simpler explanation could be that he's just immortal . Meaning fans can look forward to more Nicolas Cage movies for the rest of our lives , as he'll outlive them all .
