1) Santa Obama : HO HO HO ! I have a new tax cut for you !
Except your tax cuts will stay the same ...
Kid Taxpayer : Thinking !
2) Santa Obama : I gave you a tax cut already but you didn't notice .
Kid Taxpayer : Hmmm
3) Santa Obama : Oh - and you have health care now - except a court struck it down ..
Kid Taxpayer : Hmm
4) Santa Obama : We'll get the prisoners out of Guantanamo .. I think ...maybe not ..
Kid Taxpayer : Thinking , is he for real .
5) Santa Obama : And we'll get out of Afghanistan in 2011 or 2114 ...or sometime later ...
Kid Taxpayer : Thinking , do Santa think I'm stupid because I'm a kid ?
6) Santa Obama : ...I think unemployment might go down ... maybe .
Kid Taxpayer : SANTA SUCKS .
