"We love her . We love her !"
This is what the folks who live in London have to say about Prince William 's gorgeous fianc`ee Kate Middleton , the commomer who's currently taking the world by storm .
Us , too! (the world)
But do Buckingham Palace insiders ? You can be sure they're monitoring recent Kate events with hawk-like attention .
First , though . we gotta say the 29-year-old longtime girlfriend to Princess Diana eldest son is a breath of fresh air for the stodgy royal set . They're so overly obsessed with rank ,stupid hats and keeping a tight upper lip (even if , say , your husband's been blatantly cheating for years ---just as Prince Charles , William's father , did to his mother for more than a decade ).
Earthy Kate's just the opposite (save the hat part) , this is not an overstatement --- she's already become beloved by the British public for being so real.
So what's the Old Guard at the palace gonna be worked up about ? Well... lets take a look see .
The neckline is going to be a problem : Just as Kate wore black (which is a no-no for royals and royals-to-be , as it's suppose to be reserved for funerals ) to a friends wedding recently , Kate also just wore a plunging d`ecollet`e job to her own birthday party .
" Princess Di was constantly getting in trouble for showing to much bosom ," says a Londoner with royal connections . "It makes the Palace nervous. And don't forget , she also wore black when she wasn't supposed to ...just like Kate ."
Frankly , Team Truth , doesn't see the cleavage thing being that big of a problem . Heck, Prince Charles's mistress-turned-second wife , Camilla Parker-Bowles , has a set 'o ta-tas , often amply shown off in some horrible overly tight gauche satin . Of course , Charles and Camilla have largely been cast aside , at the moment , and nobody's really paying attention to them , so there is a difference .
Kate likes to hang with the riff-raff : Princess Diana was famous for having her young sons , William and Harry , schooled outside the palace , which was a royal first and an enormous scandal at the time . Obviously , the common touch took with William as he found a girl who not only likes to do her own grocery shopping , but just this week bargain-hunted at T.J.Maxx and then she picked up a pizza .
The engaged brunette with a 32-carat sapphire bought a $ 6.28 margarita ready-made selection from Pizza Express . She was alone . No teams of fussing ladies in waiting , as all of Kate's future-in-laws are wont to do .
This is so like Princess Di , who loved to go to the gym or to the movies (often with her boys) , with as little fuss as possible . Problem was . it never worked (the no-fuss part) , just as it's about to stop --- if it hasn't already --- for the chick from Berkshire .
Flash-bulb-ready is important to Kate : Just as Princess Diana became incresingly photo-op ready , Ms. Middleton's began with the basics : Teeth whitening . She indeed , has a great smile (it's arguably going to be her trademark , just as Princess Diana's long , luscious legs were hers) and it makes total sense to make it sparkle before her wedding at Westminster Abbey April 29. By then the lucky wedding-dress designer will have been announced and Kate will have picked out her trousseau .
But count on bundles of urprises regarding both of the above . Whereas Princess Diana became the couture darling of the world , Kate likes to mix old threads with designer chic . Kate's her own woman in that regard , not the envied clothes fashion-blazing Princess Diana became , and Kate does not have a stylist . Did you hear that ?
Play this remains so . Or the Palace will have a lot less to bitch about in the months to come .
Viva la vintage romance : William & Kate a royal romance .
I live in England and I really don't care about Will and Kate!
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