Santa Obama : Oh Say It Isn't True

1) Santa Obama : HO  HO  HO !  I have a new tax cut for you ! 

    Except your tax cuts will stay the same ...

    Kid  Taxpayer :   Thinking !

2) Santa Obama : I gave you a tax  cut  already  but you didn't notice .

   Kid  Taxpayer  : Hmmm

3) Santa Obama : Oh - and you have health care  now  -  except a court struck it down ..

   Kid  Taxpayer :  Hmm

4) Santa Obama  : We'll get the prisoners out of  Guantanamo ..  I think ...maybe not ..

    Kid  Taxpayer  : Thinking , is he for real  .

5) Santa Obama : And we'll get out of Afghanistan in 2011 or 2114 ...or sometime later ...

    Kid  Taxpayer  :  Thinking , do Santa think I'm stupid because I'm a kid  ?

6)  Santa Obama : ...I think unemployment might go down ... maybe .

     Kid Taxpayer :  SANTA  SUCKS .