Friday, February 10, 2012

Nicolas Cage Addresses Rumors He's A Vampire "OMG"


Nicolas Cage was put side-by-side with the Civil War era  picture that's been sweeping the internet in conjunction with a theory that he is in fact a vampire on "Late Show" . David Letterman presented the picture to him and while  Cage acknowledged a resemblance , he didn't see a flattering one .
"How can I be polite about this ," he said of the man in the picture . "It's a somewhat slowed version of me ."
Futhermore , he posited that the very existence of the picture would seem to denouce the vampire theory . After all , it's common knowledge that vampires pictures can't be taken  . "I don't drink blood and last time I looked in the mirror , I had a reflection , so I'm not going with the vampire theory ," he concluded .
But there are two ways to interpret what's happening here . Perhaps the myths about vampire reflections and be able to take pictures of vampires are just that . Nicolas Cage could be a vampire following "RULES" that humanity simple doesn't know yet . On a far simpler explanation could be that he's just immortal . Meaning fans can look forward to more Nicolas Cage movies for the rest of our lives , as he'll outlive them all .

2 comments:

  1. Fascinating. It looked very much like him. We all have a double somewhere. I wonder where mine is right now. Probably squeezing tomtoes at the supermarket.

    Your's could be mixing up some eye of newt and bat's wing potion to cure someone's warts. Then again she could be the check-out lady at the same supermarket. I have no idea what I'm talking about...soooo, goodbye Sassy Witchy

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  2. {giggles] We can be anything we want to be .
    After all we are 'The Genie' & Sassy Witchy.

    Nic just may be a new age vampire , have you notice he don't age , just die his hair red or was it the blood going to his head . Hahaha
    See you later

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