Tuesday, February 18, 2014

'Deadly Salvation' Deadly Rattler will Rise Again Next Saturday

The rattler that took a deadly bite out of "Snake Salvation" pastor Jamie Coots will not be killed ... in fact, the family will deploy the snake during next Saturday's service ... TMZ has learned.

Coots was bitten Saturday while he was preaching to his congregation and died after refusing medical help ... believing he was protected from the venom by God's power.

Jamie's son Cody tells us, the family still believes in God's protective power against snake venom -- despite his father's death -- telling us his dad felt it was much better to die from a snakebite than a stroke or car accident ... in fact, for him a snakebite was "God's way."

Cody -- who will take over as pastor -- says, "It was God saying, this is how you wanted it, and it's your time to go ... If he didn't plan [to die this way] he would have stayed alive."

As we reported ... even though using snakes during religious services is illegal in Kentucky, the police chief told us he would NOT enforce the law.
                     ***Remebering Jamie Coots***

Let's here it from Witchy :
The dumb snake has a higher IQ then this snake oil salesman Jamie Coots .

One word comes to mind - NUTS

When the snake wipes out the rest of that stupid congregation maybe they can send the snake to the Westboro baptist and take out the Phelps family.
                 ***Now some friendly advice :***
FIRST:
 Condolences to the family of this man (however, I quickly hope I don't have to repeat this as I understand the son is now going to be doing the same thing. You're supposed to LEARN from life's mistakes - not REPEAT THEM).

That being said:
Note to parents with kids (who may be sick):  If your child gets sick from something that is easily curable, take them to a friggin' doctor so they will LIVE. I mean, after all - this is the year 2014, not 1894. SECOND:
 For those people who believe in praising SNAKES, which is RIDICULOUS - come and join MY family's church, where we praise and follow DRYER SHEETS. We wave them in the air and dance all around - and no one gets bitten or dies - and the AIR SMELLS REALLY REALLY GOOD during service~!
 
 
 
 
 


2 comments:

  1. I can't believe these people. I love Witchy's take on the situation. I think I will join her 'Church of the Sacred Dryer Sheets'. At least it will smell nice.

    Luv you Witchy

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  2. Hahahaha! It's better than being a fool . When service is over you can take them home and put them in the dryer with your clothes Hahahaha

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