Trumpty got miffed and waved his little hands.
He yelled, "you're forgetting I'm king of this land.
I destroyed Obama Care and NAFTA too.
Not one of my promises will ever come true.
I say screw climate change, that's my call.
If you don't like it I'll deport you all.
I'm on a quest to crash and burn.
And you'll never see my tax returns."