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My spin....Take a look at our favorite ginger-man...old Dave wasn't such a bad looking guy about 7/8 years ago...but damn look at him now...do you think the wear and tear on his old body is caused by sleepless nights and holding his dangle in his hand ?? Maybe he changed bimbos so often because Marg threw his nasty butt to the curb and he didn't think she would ever leave him.
Maybe he left Liza because he was actuallyafraid when she threatened to cut off his woo-woo. Old Dave looks and acts like a very lonely and sad man these days. A word if I may Dave...you have to treat a woman with respect and not as a doormat....Until you do, you better take out some penis insurance....but hey, that's just me....
Kicking back having fun and really keeping it real...
PIC....leave me a note where you will be...see ya there.
ReplyDeleteI answered my mail...
Thankyou PIC....Maxy is so cute, I just love his smile and the blog looks great but do it like you want to.
ReplyDeleteHi I'm here. Where are you????
ReplyDeleteHi Cutie
ReplyDeleteYou like sticking it to old DFC, huh??(as in DfuckinC)
ReplyDeleteHi luv. How was your day??
ReplyDeleteThe blg is pretty...I got your note and did you get mine???
ReplyDeleteWhat about old Dave do you think we can still sell some rubber daves???
The 'partners in crime'are fairies this time.
ReplyDeleteI got your note.I stayed home today and worked like a dog in the house and garden while you were flitting around town.
ReplyDeleteMy day was great, my babies and I went to the office abd was told to get my nosey butt out of his file cabinets.
ReplyDeleteHow was your Day??/ How's Brian's cold??? Is Nana resting okay??
DC won't make any news so I have to make some for him...it's true maybe that's why he left Liza , she threated to cut of his who-whi.hahahaa
I believe the correct term is woo woo. Nana is not too bad, Brians cold is better and what were you doing digging in his files??
ReplyDeleteThe fairies are pretty and everything look so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI put the day off on FTBB.
I was looking to see about Gerta films and his secretary said he was out for awhile so I told her I needed something from his office and she said okay.hahaha
ReplyDeleteI saw the 'day off' post on FTBB. it was very funny. Good call.
ReplyDelete[giggles] woo-woo hahaha, Well anyway you sliced it DC can't sell his.
ReplyDeleteYou sneaky little devil. Did you find anything??
ReplyDeleteHe told her he didn't want anyone in his office when he's not there.
ReplyDeleteShe saai thet I could come and go as I please...did he not know who I was...he said oh, you are scared of her too and she said damn right.
They had an earthquake in Ottawa Ontario, not too far from here. It was also felt in New York and Ohio. There were also tornado warnings.WTF? It was a 5 on the Richter Scale.
ReplyDeleteCan't you keep that kind of weather down south where it belongs?
Yes...he are some of his people is suppose to be here before the series starts shooting .
ReplyDeleteGil's secretary is a really nice lady and a lot of fun, she will keep me informed about it.
I think the day off post is cute may a copy for Brian, that way he don't have to say anything just point.
ReplyDeleteHa!.. They're all scared of you down there. I love it.You can beat the crap out of them all, especially if you have Nan to help you.
ReplyDeleteWow! Wouldn't it be great to get some inside news on DC and scoop all the other blogs.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have earthquakes up that far and I have never heard of one in N.Y. what it's going to take for people to wake up and smell the coffee.
ReplyDeleteThey say the oil spill is worst.
They have blacked out the ROV link. I just heard on the news there is a major screw-up down there.
ReplyDeleteYes it would...I don't think there is a blog that's interested in him, only the so call message boards and they don't know shit.
ReplyDeleteI visit wet paint, the one they kicked me off, they have lost a lot of fans and mostly they like Frank/Ryan and JesseAnd the black guy, I think his name is Omar.
I just heard that one of the under-sea robots accidentally bumped into the pipe and knocked the cap off. You should see how it's gushing out now.They say the cap has been replaced now.
ReplyDeleteYes it is...more oil than ever is coming out and they don't want the public to know how much, Obama tried to block drilling for at least 6 mos. but a judge down here over turned it and I guess they will start drilling again soon.
ReplyDeleteThey are talking about the quake now on the news and says it strange .
ReplyDeleteDo you think they will get that damn thing capped???
ReplyDeleteI'll do a post for each blog tonight but I have to close early. I have to get up very early to go to Brian's cancer doctor. His cancer cell count is up and I want to know what they are going to do about it. I won't leave till I get an answer.
ReplyDeleteThey have exhausted the technology that is available to cap the well.
ReplyDeleteUnless someone comes up with something new, it will have to wait till the end of August when they have the new well drilled beside it.
Almost 68,000 at the old blog.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember how to get all the search engine services like Digg and Technorati and I also got Tweet and Facebook but I can't recall how.
Sweetie we can log off as soon as you want to...because I want you find out everything you can.
ReplyDeleteI have an article coming thu about Sandra and Jesse.
I told Nan I needed some good stuff for FTBB.
News is slow.
I will look imto blogger help, I don't understand but maybe I will figure something out.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting on statcounter, I have the do-hittie at the bottom on page but I need the counter like the one we have on FTBB and we should be proud, that's wonderful for two part-time bloggers ...HUH???
you got that right,it is a slow news day. That's when I dig out some jokes. I have some ready.
ReplyDeleteThe new 'Toy Story' opened today. it was a resounding success. I think it's first day box office was $109 million.
ReplyDeleteSweetie, it's almost 12:00 uour time we can log off now so you can also get some rest so you will be bright-eyed and bushy tail tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe girls is bugging the shit out of me to see toy story 3 and I will take them Saturday, maybe gilly or I might just leave him with his daddy.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a good idea to say goodnight. I want to do a post on both blogs. This is fun. We can handle this with our eyes shut. This blog will develop by itself, given a little time. I want to make this blog fun and funny. We can really be outrageous if we want to. Perez Hilton got in trouble because he showed Miley getting out of a car and she had no panties on. You could see everything.But because she is under-age he had to pull it off his blog.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyway you can put up a post like the BD card you put up for me ...and have it to say we have another blog and the name..just wondering.
ReplyDeleteSo Toots, farewell and goodnight. A pleasure as always. I'm having a ball making designs. I've discovered all kinds of ways to do things.This was a great idea of yours. You come up with a good one once in a while....HA!
ReplyDeleteYour friend and PIC in two places.
We always stayed away from minors unless it was in good taste, I don't think we have found anything interesting about them.
ReplyDeletePS:I will work on that. It is a great idea to make an announcement so our readers will follow us here.Boy you are full of great ideas.Nice one PIC
ReplyDeleteThankyou sweetie...
ReplyDeleteYes we will have fun and it will develope in time, shit we just open June 21 and just look what you did.
It's great for both of us when we feel down in the dumps we can come to our blogs...
Goodnite cutie and I will meet you on FTBB tomorrow .
GOODNITE....SWEET DREAMS...HUGS & KISSES...PIC
Kiss the ROCK.