Thursday, May 5, 2011

CLAIM :Angelina Jolie Cheats On Brad Pitt With Lots Of Women

                       
Angelina Jolie has been "caught cheating" on Brad Pitt , claims In Touch, which, by Gossip Cop's count , has been wrong about 8,037  consecutive times .

But rarely has the tabloid had so much fun be so wrong !

It seems Jolie is a sexual monster with insatiable appetites  , and In Touch claims Pitt's having trouble keeping pace.

"According to a friend of the couple , the once-conservative Brad has to reajust in many ways in order to accommodate Angelina's powerful desires," explains the magazine . "From accompanying her on kinky shopping sprees to indulging in sexual role-playing games."

Oh my !

Unfortunately for Pitt , says In Touch , Jolie "harbors strong bisexual desires" and "has flings with other women" behind Brad's back.

Double oh my !

The so-called "friend" alleges Jolie has " a string of female lovers that she hooks with from time to time ," sometimes, apparently , at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles , where an "insider" claims Jolie sometime reserves a room there for "just a few hours."

Wow ... so who is these women in these alleged tryst ?
(Crickets)

Hmm . How about snapshots of Hollywood's most paparazzi-pursued woman allegedly checking into  the hotel ... repeatly ...along ?
(Crickets)

Um , so what do the tab have to back up its claim that Lolie is regularly cheating on pitt with other women ?

How about four (4) sidebar items , each more ridiculious than the last ?

One of them screams , "She's never hidden her attraction to women  ," and shows Jolie embracing  other women in public ...women like Queen Noor of Jordan , whose cheek Jolie is seen kissing back in 2004 .

Gossip Cop had no idea the polite peck with Queen Noor of Jordan actually signaled Jolie's bisexual promisculty.

Another item features quotes from Jenny Shimizu . a former Jolie lover who "finds it hard to believe that she could  ever settle down with just one man." This would be interesting , except that Shimizu's supposed involvement with Jolie came during Bill Clinton first term as President ...fifteen-years ago.

Then In Touch goes visual again , with photographs of Jolie in provocative poses over the years . The shots are meant to illustrate how "Jolie was always very sexual from a young  age," but actually just serve to show how In Touch has nothing better to provide than desades-old photos that have nothing to do with Jolie allegedly cheating on Brad Pitt in 2011.

Finally, the magazine asks , "Is she too close to her assistant ?"
Sure , Jolie's assistant is married with a child , acknowledges In Touch . But she's "more than just an employee," and shares a "close friendship" with her boss , according to a so-called  "insider."

Sign ! Seriously ?
In Touch has somehow gone from a cover blaring , "Angelina Caught Cheating " to talking about how she's friends with her assistant .
It's pathetic , ev en by the magazine's low standards.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks Ladies,
    I always wondered if those rag mags was telling the truth.
    Now I know they will print anything for the almighty buck.
    Shame,shame, shame.

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