America's obsession with hillbillies is spilling over into the adult industry in a BIG WAY ... because sales of redneck-themed porn has nearly TRIPLED in the last two years ... TMZ has learned.
The toothless, backwoods, yokel formula has already proven to be a recipe for success in reality TV -- spawning hits like "Honey Boo Boo," "Duck Dynasty" and "Swamp People" ... in fact, MTV has already announced plans for an upcoming hillbillly-themed reality show.
Now, one of the biggest websites in porn is also recording record sales in the hillbilly/redneck genre (there's a XXX genre for everything) ... and it credits the boom in sales to the bumpkins on the "mainstream" side of the things.
TMZ spoke with a rep for GameLink.com, who tells us the company has seen a 250% increase in Southern, white-trashy porn titles since 2010 ... when the redneck reality shows began to take off.
In fact, we're told prior to the release of the reality shows, hillbilly porn was one of the site's worst-sellers. But now, Southern-themed titles like "Hillbilly Honeys," "Real White Trash" and "Ozark Sex Fiend" are RISING AGAIN ... with no signs of slowing down.
Redneck porn -- no teeth? No problem.
Let's take a look because it seems the world is going to hell in a hand basket :
Replace the word 'redneck' with 'yo' mama . Then how would this be viewed? People in the appalachias and south are tired of the racism. Can't wait 'til civil war breaks out.
Yeah, I want to watch toothless redneck porn just about as much as I want to have a visual of Mrs Santa Claus pleasuring herself while Mr Santa is out working.
What the hell happened to my America?
Well, . . . while the "Robertsons" of Duck Dynasty are self described "rednecks", . . . they also seem to visit the dentist on a regular basis (decent teeth!!!), most have college educations, and the Robertson sons have legitimately "hot" wives (with children who look like future Ambercrombie models).
Somehow, . . . TMZ linking the Duck Dynasty crowd with a description of "the toothless, backwoods, yokel formula" seems less than genuine.
The "Swamp People" and "Honey Boo Boo" clans simply cannot compete with the Robertsons with regard to "class", or "entertainment value".
JUST SAYIN' . . .
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