Demi and Ashton's Open Marriage....According to Brittney Jones

Brittney Jones, Ashton Kutcher's rumored one-time fling, has ventured out once again to try milk more coins out of this non-scandal. In a new interview with Star Magazine (via Radar), Brittney says that Ashton and Demi's private parts are open to others as long as they play around together. Demi wasn't pissed off because Ashton humped another chick, she was mad because he did it without her.

“Ashton said he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often. I didn't feel at all like he had just cheated on his wife. It felt normal and OK. He (Ashton) said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own. He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share.”

 This does make sense. I can picture them trolling a club for young things together and when they pounce on one, they all pile into Ashton's burgundy Cadillac DeVille with tan leather seats and go back to "the crib."
When they get back to the house, they take the spiral staircase down to Demi and Ashton's "love den" which is decked out in wood paneled walls, emerald green shag carpeting and a giant round bed covered in a black panther bedspread. Ashton changes into a zebra print thong and tells the girl to choose from a variety of teddies in the mirrored closet. Then Ashton pulls out a bottle of sparkling pink wine (because the ladies love it) from the nightstand/cooler next to the bed and pours a glass for all of them. Ashton and the girl get into bed together and watch Demi dance on a makeshift stage in the corner.
Yes, you know which dance Demi does. Demi's Dance of the Seven Seizures: