Thursday, August 1, 2013

Simon Cowell Sex Criminal!!!... Allegedly

Simon Cowell may have committed a crime in addition to a bro sin by allegedly banging his good friend's wife ... because that, our friends, is considered CRIMINAL ADULTERY!

Who knew ... but we did some digging and found a New York law making homewrecking a criminal misdemeanor, punishable by up to 3 months in jail.

As we reported ... real estate mogul Andrew Silverman filed divorce docs in NYC, alleging his wife Lauren and Simon committed adultery during his marriage and made a love child. She's 10 weeks pregnant.

Do they make smedium orange jumpsuits?



  1. I bet there will be a DNA test. How else will they know who the baby daddy is?
    Simon should be a bit more discriminating and keep it in his pants. He seems to have this sense of entitlement wealthy celebrities have. They feel they can help themselves to whatever they want.
    With a friend like Simon, the guy doesn't need any enemies.

  2. Hahahaha ... you said a mouth full ...

    I think not only celebrities think they have entitlement ... you can find them in the rich/poor or inbetween .