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Sunday, July 25, 2010
Dear G. I must Confess
I deceived you when I sent you my photograph. The truth is I've gained a couple of pounds since that picture was taken. Fortunately..... you like chesty ladies.
My dear sweet lady, I know the weather is hot and exercising or jogging outside is out of the question . I am sure you have air condition. May I ask do you have a basement and upstairs to your home, if so, run up and down them 30 mintues twice a day. Morning and evening.
I do like ladies with nice tits [jugs] as Jill calls them. But damn woman I don't want a woman that has watermelons stuffed in her chest. You stand up with those boobs loose and they would cover the 'patootise.' Excuse me a moment please , I have to ask my daughter something.
O.K. my dear lady, she says it's called 'choochie' gosh what a name it sounds like a choo choo train.
With tits like those I am sure I would have to get a tire iron to jack it open and probably would not be able to get to it or see it for the folds of fat.
Another thing dear lady you will have to darken the hair never liked blondes , real or false. Just saying. Yes I like chesty ladies but not one I have to buy a saddle for.
Dear lady, do you not remember I also said I like to be on the bottom sometime, the bottom of those tits if you can call them that, I would be no more.
I am a steak and potato man, lean of course, the hog I like the fat trimed off. Take my advice about the stairs and you will be back to fighting weight in no time. How is your dear mother, resting well I hope , hope the weather is a little cooler for her to sit in the garden for a little while. My best to her. My daughter told me you and your dear husband had a day out at the big boy boat store and had to drive through a very bad thunderstorm home, so very glad you made it without any incidents or problems. So I will leave you now and be back later. G.
Post Script : I will past until you get back to fighting weight. I wouldn't want to put to much strain on your heart and if you were top you would squash the poop out of me. Always G.
Dear G Ever since I got your note I have been runnng up and down stairs barely stopping to eat or sleep. I am happy to report I have lost a great deal of weight. Most of it from the boobs, which is wonderful because if they had grown any bigger they would have covered my eyes. I haven't actually seen the ground or my feet for five years. I had no idea I owned such lovely shoes. It is very hot and humid here G. I don't know how you guys can breathe down there.I know you have this kind of weather a lot of the time plus hurricanes and tornados. At least your weather never gets boring. We are getting a lot of flooding up here which is very unusual.Our summers are usually quite dry, especially on the prairies where we grow all the wheat.At least we are not having as many forest fires as we normally have so there is a bright side to everything. Nee has tried my funnel cake recipe and said it worked quite well.I never know if they will work down there because as any chef will tell you latitude and altitude affects things like cakes and pastries. So what works up here may not always work well in Louisiana. I must say,however, the gumbo recipe Nee sent me was delicious even though I couldn't duplicate all the ingredients. I like it hot and spicy. My parents loved it in Louisiana.They loved the people and the food. They travelled all over the state in a big gas guzzling motorhome some years ago. Dad learned how to catch and cook catfish from some old fishermen along the river. Then he learned how to catch blue crab ( which was his favorite) and he used to stuff himself. Too bad they never got to go back.
I wonder how BP is going to clean up the gulf. Have you been to the shore to see the sludge? How heartbreaking it must be. I bet the crab population has suffered.
And so I am off to invent an alternative to fossil fuel.I shall be in my lab if you wish to contact me....Be well and happy...your cyber-pal...Jeannie.
Post Script:G The CEO of BP, Tony Hayward has been removed and instantly BP stock went up 5%. I bet old Tony isn't hurting. He probably got a nice severance package with a little bonus to keep his mouth shut and not sell his story.
I think I'll write an article about that. Cheers...J
My dear sweet lady,
ReplyDeleteI know the weather is hot and exercising or jogging outside is out of the question . I am sure you have air condition.
May I ask do you have a basement and upstairs to your home, if so, run up and down them 30 mintues twice a day. Morning and evening.
I do like ladies with nice tits [jugs] as Jill calls them.
But damn woman I don't want a woman that has watermelons stuffed in her chest. You stand up with those boobs loose and they would cover the 'patootise.' Excuse me a moment please , I have to ask my daughter something.
O.K. my dear lady, she says it's called 'choochie' gosh what a name it sounds like a choo choo train.
With tits like those I am sure I would have to get a tire iron to jack it open and probably would not be able to get to it or see it for the folds of fat.
Another thing dear lady you will have to darken the hair never liked blondes , real or false. Just saying.
Yes I like chesty ladies but not one I have to buy a saddle for.
Dear lady, do you not remember I also said I like to be on the bottom sometime, the bottom of those tits if you can call them that, I would be no more.
I am a steak and potato man, lean of course, the hog I like the fat trimed off.
Take my advice about the stairs and you will be back to fighting weight in no time.
How is your dear mother, resting well I hope , hope the weather is a little cooler for her to sit in the garden for a little while. My best to her.
My daughter told me you and your dear husband had a day out at the big boy boat store and had to drive through a very bad thunderstorm home, so very glad you made it without any incidents or problems.
So I will leave you now and be back later.
G.
Post Script : I will past until you get back to fighting weight. I wouldn't want to put to much strain on your heart and if you were top you would squash the poop out of me. Always G.
Dear G
ReplyDeleteEver since I got your note I have been runnng up and down stairs barely stopping to eat or sleep. I am happy to report I have lost a great deal of weight. Most of it from the boobs, which is wonderful because if they had grown any bigger they would have covered my eyes. I haven't actually seen the ground or my feet for five years. I had no idea I owned such lovely shoes.
It is very hot and humid here G. I don't know how you guys can breathe down there.I know you have this kind of weather a lot of the time plus hurricanes and tornados. At least your weather never gets boring. We are getting a lot of flooding up here which is very unusual.Our summers are usually quite dry, especially on the prairies where we grow all the wheat.At least we are not having as many forest fires as we normally have so there is a bright side to everything.
Nee has tried my funnel cake recipe and said it worked quite well.I never know if they will work down there because as any chef will tell you latitude and altitude affects things like cakes and pastries. So what works up here may not always work well in Louisiana.
I must say,however, the gumbo recipe Nee sent me was delicious even though I couldn't duplicate all the ingredients. I like it hot and spicy.
My parents loved it in Louisiana.They loved the people and the food. They travelled all over the state in a big gas guzzling motorhome some years ago. Dad learned how to catch and cook catfish from some old fishermen along the river. Then he learned how to catch blue crab ( which was his favorite) and he used to stuff himself. Too bad they never got to go back.
I wonder how BP is going to clean up the gulf. Have you been to the shore to see the sludge? How heartbreaking it must be. I bet the crab population has suffered.
And so I am off to invent an alternative to fossil fuel.I shall be in my lab if you wish to contact me....Be well and happy...your cyber-pal...Jeannie.
Post Script:G
ReplyDeleteThe CEO of BP, Tony Hayward has been removed and instantly BP stock went up 5%. I bet old Tony isn't hurting. He probably got a nice severance package with a little bonus to keep his mouth shut and not sell his story.
I think I'll write an article about that. Cheers...J
G...Tony got a nice new job in Russia and when he retires he will get 1.2 million a year and a generous share package. How nice for him.
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