Who knew there was such a fortune to be made publicly humiliating yourself (at least without the aid of a reality TV show )? One Naked Cowboy , whom you may or may not recognize depending on how much time you spend lolling around Times Square, Is preparing to sue a Naked Cowgirl for ripping him off.
If Sandy Kane won't stop waltzing around the city in an American flag bikini and cowboy hat with a guitar and calling herself the Naked Cowgirl , Robert Burke , Who waltzes around the city in a pair of decorated tighty -whiteys and a cowboy hat with a guitar and calls himself the Naked Cowboy , is going to sue her.
Burke will slap Kane with a $150,000 lawsuit for refusing to cease and desist or pay him a franchise license fee of $5,000 a year to use his looks and make money. There's one other Naked Cowgirl out there who pays Burke so she can waltz around in a bikini.
My spin : Seriously ? When did the market for people wandering around in patriotic bikinis suddenly explode ? We're guessing right around the time the economy collapsed...'.Sign'....maybe they should hooked up together and make it a trio....we have more serious things for the courts to do without being tried up with this crap....but hey, thats just me.
Kicking back having fun and keeping it real.
My dear sweet lady
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed reading your letter.
Mae is up and around, almost her old self.
Thanks for the pep talk,now can you please tell my son to give me my keys. I asked him again and he asked me didn't I buy the in house begger a car and I said yes,ask him for his keys. I have a very smart A** son, he has a great sense of humor.I still have no keys.
I spent the day at the Polar Bear meeting and dare say I was quite impressed by what I learned.
So many endangered species and plant life.
My daughter told me to read the post you have on your other site about the food crisis in the very near future.It seems like we are on the endangered list and don't know it.
I also read the one How to Unmasked a Liar, I have a better way, I stare them down til they cave in. Guilty people can't stand for you to stare at them for more than a couple of seconds.
I know it was nice for you and your dear husband to get away along, My dear lady you must do that more often with your dear husband. That may be the best medicine you can give him.
Joanna and I get away to the Springs as often as we can.Yes I do go in naked , I have a towel around me as I go in of course.
How is your dear mother ? From your letter I see she is in fine fighting form, good for her, yes this hot weather makes people cranky , not only the older people but these damn young ones more so.
My dear lady tell your dear mother I haven't located Romeo as of yet,I am still looking.
Take my advice and go to the lake with your dear husband as much as possible.
I am going now to spend a little time with my sister before dinner and I will talk tomorrow.
G.
Post Script: My dear lady, I have not forgot what you asked, I left my note's at Joanna in the night stand.I will pick it up this evening.
G.
Dear G
ReplyDeleteYour son is a very cautious man. Was he always like that? Ask Mac where the spare key is.
Has Gil gone back to work yet?
I have never got used to the concept that even when life is going great you should be prepared for something bad to come at you from left field. And that is what happens time and again. Almost makes you scared to be happy.
You are so right that we should make time to go boating and fishing as often as we can. And we should spend more time with our children. They just have such busy lives we don't get together as much as we used to.
We are on the endangered list,you know.I wrote another article about what Stephan Hawking says concerning our survival( He is one of my gods). He says our only hope of survival now that we have destroyed the world is to colonize another planet. In point of fact, astronomers all over the world are now looking for an earthlike planet that we can travel to and colonize. It boggles the mind doesn't it?
Global warming is happening much faster than they predicted it would and it is too late to stop it. We can only hope to slow it a bit. Here I am on my soapbox, preaching about my favorite subject. Sorry.
The only way I have found to really convince people about climate change is show them the polar bears. That's how your daughter got hooked. She is a mover and a shaker.
I bet those hot springs would help Nana's arthritis. She is a bit too fragile to travel though. It's in her back and her hands mostly. Changes in the weather seem to affect it.
I was interested in how to unmask a liar because I have always been so gullible. My first instinct is to trust. I have never learned to be suspicious. I guess I am a born sucker.I have noticed in the past few years that we need to protect ourselves a lot more from deceptive people than we used to.There are scams around every corner, especially on the internet.
I will try your method of staring them down. I think you are more imposing than I. I am only 5ft 3in tall so I don't think it will work for me.
The weather up here is making tempers a bit short. Canadians are nice people generally and a bit quiet and conservative but you can hear them snapping at each other lately,while we are all sweating like hogs.
Some of my poor relatives in Britain have it a lot worse at the moment.They have had teperatures in Europe of 105 degrees Farenheit.
It's funny an old lady remembers Romeo.I wonder if that was his real name.A lot of my family lives in Jersey (Channel Isles)which was occupied by the Germans during the war. Many of the Germans loved the island so much they have revisited many times since and some of them knew my family. They were just regular soldiers who were in Jersey for a long time and pined for their homes and families.
I hope Mae continues to improve. And may your transition to retirement go more smoothly from now on. Keep that big gun oiled; you just never know....HAHA!
Be good,or if you can't be good, be careful...your cyberpal...J
Dear G, this is an oldie but a goodie
ReplyDeleteA mortician, working late one night, was preparing the body of Mr.Rizzo, who was about to be cremated. He was startled by the enormous size of Rizzo's penis.
“I’m sorry, Mr.Rizzo,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a penis like that. It should be saved for posterity.”
And, with that, he removed the dead man’s penis, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home to show his wife.
“Dear, I have something to show you,” he said, opening his briefcase.
“Oh, my God!” screamed his wife. “Rizzo is dead!”